Darth Gerard has a plan. It's a simple plan and (like many simple plans) it's genius. Like Wile E. Coyote genius, only less likely to backfire and probably involving less ACME-brand equipment. When Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith is released in May next year, he plans to hire out one entire Gold Class cinema to see it. This overcomes several problems, not least of which is his aversion to standing in line. In addition, because of their liquor licence, Gold Class screens can't have a movie run past 02:00, so they have to start the screening early for the midnight show. The only way he can accomplish this feat is by hiring the cinema as a corporate event, so, basically speaking, in May 2005, Gerard Incoporated are taking their clients to the movies, even if none show up.
Mokalus of Borg
PS - Without friends, the price is about equal to flying to New Zealand just to see the movie an hour earlier.
PPS - This was also considered an option, though only briefly.
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