You can't be taken seriously in a business suit that shows off your midriff, but your presentation today is awful. You need a distraction. You may have to spend some time this morning adjusting your PowerPoint slides to put more interesting points way up high, so you have more excuses to reach up and point, once again exposing your distracting midriff. The board of directors will all be suitably impressed.
Happy Midriff Business Suit Day!
Mokalus of Borg
PS - I really do enjoy the Girls Are Pretty stories.
PPS - This entry inspired by a true story.
3 comments:
Dare I ask...?
You might as well. This morning in the lift, I noticed a young woman in a business suit with a shirt that just barely showed her midriff. Expand, extrapolate, exaggerate and speculate, and I got myself a story.
It's much funnier the way I imagined it ... with a guy as the main character.
Yep, I'm weird.
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